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That's some funny shit. By the way, sincere congrats on the growing addition to your family. Can't wait to see what a prolific wordsman like yourself chooses for a name (no pressure). The wife and I are thinking of multiplying as well and have been secretly playing with names (we don't often discuss the possibilities with others because you never know when you'll come up with a gem - like George's 'Seven' - and someone close to you could snatch it up.) Anyway, I can see that the name game will be tedious for us because I get carried away with the meanings of the names and Beverly is all about the sounds. I'll try to allow her judgment to carry more weight than mine in this because I worry that in my search for a unique and intriguing name I'll wind up cursing the child with years of "what did you say?", "how do you spell that?", "who cares what it means, that's screwed up, man."

A few years ago I saw some baby announcements in the Clarion Ledger. One baby boy was named "Tyranny". Wonder how he'll fare?

Aside from some Flaming Lips material, that skit was the weirdest thing I've ever heard. Cheers.

And please don't name your child Spicy Pony Head Huggins. That would be awful.