February 14, 2007
bitter valentine's candy, batch 4
For my friends out there who are spending Valentine's Day alone, yet again. An extra bitter batch.
Posted by ghetto monk at February 14, 2007 12:41 AM | TrackBack
Why do these make me laugh SO HARD!? "Met my uncle on match.com" is my favorite this year. Thanks for that.
Posted by: Annie Wright at February 14, 2007 03:17 AMThis is one of the first things I think of on Valentine's Day now - I always look forward to it. My favorite is the MySpace - perfect.
Posted by: Gypsy at February 14, 2007 06:41 AMLOVE the quiet time one!
Posted by: Zack Perry at February 14, 2007 06:57 AMstrangely, we were just talking about Onan last night! ha! my favorite... "i met my uncle on match.com"
Posted by: charity at February 14, 2007 09:20 AMYou just HAD to use the "F" word, didn't you? Couldn't you have said "gas"?
Despair.com sells actual hearts like these; got some last year and passed them out to all who visited my sickbed.
Posted by: Natalie at February 14, 2007 10:30 AMHooray! Thank you. I love it.
Posted by: emily at February 14, 2007 12:45 PMGreatness. I had forgotten about these.
'Nachos' was radical.
thanks jeremy. terribly bitter, terrifically perfect.
Posted by: steph at February 14, 2007 04:39 PMno throwing up this valentine's day, huh?
Posted by: emily jane at February 14, 2007 09:58 PMthe throwing up is actually a pretty good story.
Posted by: rahab at February 15, 2007 01:09 PM"ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE YOUR MUM." That one did it for me.
Posted by: Jon at February 17, 2007 06:52 PMI love the one that says "I need myspace." One of my friends had a cheese-themed V-day dinner with his girlfriend, because V-day is so cheesy.
Posted by: mary at February 18, 2007 02:19 PMWell, it's only taken me four years to realize that the candies are arranged into a frowny face....
This year's are great, bro.
Posted by: barlow at February 19, 2007 12:46 PM